Lasternight

Yesterday night, also known as the night before last.

Friend 1 : When was the last time you saw that girl?

Friend 2: Well, lasternight she called me to hang out.

by Shadowbeard July 9, 2009

Late Night Lameo

Someone who stays up late every night, and watches pointless infomercials and enjoys it so much that they must share their pointless viewings with another Late Night Lameo.
A Late Night Lameo is very proud, and thinks that being lame is actually awesome.

Late Night Lameo 11:50am "omg! the magic bulletis on!"

Late Night Lameo 21:52am "no way! im watching the miracle juicer!"

Late Night Lameo 11:54am "bahahahaha, i want juice"

Late Night Lameo 21:56am "i know right! and a kfc chicken bowl."

Late Night Lameo 12:00am "mmmmm,, kfc chicken bowl...."

by Late Night Lameo! June 16, 2010

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

lasterday

The time peroid that falls between yesterday and last week. Excelent for college students who don't have the capacity to remember what day it is.

Jess: Yell lost her phone lasterday.

by Jess's Drunk Ass October 16, 2007

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Fashionably Late

The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

She arrived at the party fashionably late.

by Anna October 8, 2003

Late Wanker

The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.

Dude, yesterday, I was beating off, and I became a late wanker... It was all over the guys face...

by Justin Herr March 17, 2017