Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties

by blondie9867 July 2, 2016

lady cactus

Prickly Puss

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?

by LeiM0 June 6, 2016

lady caviar

Womens Ovaries

Hey bro did you fertilize that lady caviar last night.

by NeSmetterling July 15, 2018

Lady Coke Hours

An extended break taken at any time during the workday that involves drinking, typically with the intention to get "buzzed."

Meeting's at eleven, and then it's lady coke hours on me from 1-4.

by Lukas Manukas May 13, 2019

Lady Caca's House of Pussy

I have a name for Lady Caca's recent movie: House of Pussy! This is also what will happen if Lady Caca buys The Playboy Mansion! (I think it already was sold, but I don't know to whom.)

Lady Caca's House of Pussy, Is Lady Caca's new movie.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

Lady Colin Campbell

A woman who gossips on British Television.

Lady Colin Campbell is a pretentious piffler.

by Lady Colin Campbell. October 14, 2022