An actor in Twilight that many little girls obsess over, but to the wise will always be known as Sharkboy- a kid that prances around in a spandex robot-shark suit, trying to convince himself that he is badass while he sings songs about dreams.
Poor naive child: "Ohhh that Taylor Lautner is sooo dreamy!"
Sensible and clever individual: "Sharkboy? Oh I see. You're one of them. It's okay. One day you will hopefully come to your senses."
Sensible and clever individual: "Sharkboy? Oh I see. You're one of them. It's okay. One day you will hopefully come to your senses."
by supernat March 29, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautner mug.1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
by candyskull May 1, 2009
Get the grapefruit spoon labotomy mug.It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.
Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.
Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.
Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.
by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010
Get the There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. mug.Everyone calls him pumpkin, especially girls . A chick magnet who never loses his touch. Well even guys are dreaming about him. He’s straight dont worry. Although he may sound like a vegetable in bahasa malaysia but he’s actually someone whos very attractive . You can never miss him. Easy to spot (if you know what i mean).
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by Wikipedia.Official December 27, 2017
Get the labu mug.What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.
I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
by Datamonger July 11, 2009
Get the labtop mug.The sexiest 16 year old I have ever laid eyes on. Born on February 11th, 1992 as Taylor Daniel Lautner in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Taylor has been in moves such as: Twilight, New Moon (November 2009), He's a Bully Charlie Brown, Cheaper By the Dozen 2, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, Shadow Fury. Taylor has also been on TV shows such as: My Own Worst Enemy, Love Inc., Danny Phantom, Duck Dodgers, What's New, Scooby Doo?, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and Summerland.
P.S.- Me and Taylor Lautner are getting married. :D Sorry girls. :
P.S.- Me and Taylor Lautner are getting married. :D Sorry girls. :
by Mrs. Jacob Black April 1, 2009
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