HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT
"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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Alvis Lau

Random guy from LSC, looks pretty cool, he pretty tall, his height is about 180 cm. He member of volleyball team, he plays volleyball and basketball pretty good.
Student A: AYO IS THAT Alvis Lau?!
Student B: Ye he a gigachad
by Bababoi49 November 30, 2022
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Lau Shing

A fat chinese 8 year old boy with a nintendo switch and vanilla cupcake who plays fifa
I am Lau Shing and I krim
by ChisKrim69 October 02, 2021
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Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.
Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau
by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 09, 2024
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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sinft if his name is lauritz
HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022
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Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.
by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 07, 2023
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Wa lau

Wa lauuuuu why you do this to me
by Darth822 November 26, 2018
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