bro lube

the act of spitting on your bros dick for lubricant.

"I need lube" random slut

"i got you uncle Sam here is some bro lube" jay

*spits on sams dick*

by thicke June 18, 2017

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr October 8, 2008

lured

To be happy; pleased; contented with a situation, an event or an activity.

Orgiin; Irish, specifically of the city Derry

Variants include, "Lured to the max"; "Lured as a bird"; "Lured off me baps"; "Luuuuured"; and "Lured as a beast"

"Dude, I just got a hole in one!"
"Lured, man."

"Wow, I just lost my virginity!!!"
"Luuuuuuuuured off me baps!!"

by unbornchickenvoices May 22, 2006

Nature's Lube

Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.

We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.

by KY Rider December 16, 2008

Lube-Gloss

Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.

"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009

Fallopian Lube

Sperm, ejaculation, cum, jizz

If everything goes right I'll be giving her some fallopian lube later.

by Yellaws Ttocs October 19, 2008

bang lube

A special formula; high quality branch-off of KY-jelly.
When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.

Girl 1: So Paul, did you bring the good stuff?

Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?

Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!

Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!

by David Becks August 19, 2008