brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

lots

Times of hardship; rough circumstances.

I am truely sorry for your lots.

by BrianLowther August 27, 2009

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

big lots

A discount store, formerly Pic'n'save. Good bargains on lots of crap, however, for expired clam juice try the 99 Cent store.

Hey Ryan, i got some clam juice at the 99 cent store. they didnt have any at big lots.

by Yes i am awesome May 25, 2004

LOTUS ELISE S2

The best lightweight handling sports car by a million miles, nothing comes close to the precision feedback, brakes, handling and everyday useability of an Elise, a modern day classic that is unlikely to be ever eclipsed.

Shit man look at that Lotus Elise S2 blitz that Veyron round a bend..

by WHITEWEDGE November 28, 2009

lotis

An abbreviation of "laughing on the inside".

Nick: lol. not literally. silently really, but there is no abbreviation for that

Qyle: did you mean to say that to me

cause i have no idea what it means

Nicholas: I was comenting on my own "lol" It was honestly not out loud

Qyle: lotis

laughing on the inside

check it out, i just blew ur mind w/ that revolutionary new internet slang

by mylungsarempty June 11, 2009

Lotus

Lotus is an AMAZING girl who is very quiet. Once you get to know her, you will find that she is beautiful, funny, and a treat to talk to.

Guy- Geez, Lotus is gorgeous!!!
Me- Yeah. She's really cool too.

by MrKittyPetter November 18, 2020