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boop the loon

A great Canadian euphemism for solo masturbation, or the act of pleasuring someone else.
Jack: What did ya get up to today, bud?
Fred: Oh, yenno! I woke up early, had to boop the loon, throw myself together, smoke a dart and then head off to work!

Or

Jack: So, what did you do with Maggie the other night?
Fred: Well, as the good gent that I am, I spent an hour or so booping her loon, then afterwards we went for a rip to Timmies, grabbed a box of Timbits and we sat down and ate them on the chesterfield watching the hockey game.
by golfdaddy69 March 14, 2019
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quim-faced loon

(Shakespearean). An insult, bowdlerised in most modern editions as "cream-faced loon". A panicked Servant enters, bringing Macbeth news of English forces advancing on Dunsinane. Macbeth immediately scoffs at his fearful appearance, calling him (in an echo of many anti-feminist expressions encountered in this distinctly androcentric play) "quim-faced".
Enter a SERVANT:
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)
by Dr Apple March 23, 2013
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Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).
Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"
by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005
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Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.
Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"
by That odd chick April 20, 2014
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loons on loon tablets

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"
by karis November 1, 2004
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whack-a-loon

Someone that is not quite right in the head. Also, someone who is not playing with a full deck.
Jim: Hey John, "What happened between you and Lisa?"

John: "After she told me that she loves me on our 1st date, I determined she was a whack-a-loon and kicked her to the curb."
by bottomline711 December 1, 2010
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wack-a-loon

Your ex-girlfriend is a total wack-a-loon.
by Laura G. Martin December 31, 2008
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