Lonestar

1. v. To fail epically despite being previously hyped and acclaimed.

2. v. To disappear immediately from the collective consciousness without warning.

3. n. A reputable person with superior skills, but terrible luck.

Based upon the immensely popular and long-running television series, "Lone Star".

The biggest lonestar of 1986 was Bill Buckner.

by Vance Platinum October 28, 2010

Lonestar

Another term for a Texan, more specifically someone considered badass or hardcore Texan.

You don't mess with that lonestar man... he's at least 6 foot 5 and twice as mean.

Didja see that Pat Greene concert last night? Man, he is lonestar dude...

by JRobertson December 9, 2008

Longstay

A gay band

Guy 1: Oh my god, why is Longstay even a thing
Guy 2: Because 4 guys think they have talent when they don't

by Timefork June 26, 2014

Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.

This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.

by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

Lonestar

The most awesome country band of all time. And don't say they stink, *cough cough Francesca cough* cause they don't. Really. Why would I lie to you?

Your mom is not as awesome as Lonestar.

by Sabu April 24, 2005

longestworldinexistence

basically,self explanatory

hey wanna hear the thelongestwordinexistence?
thelongestworldinexistence

by ostafrikasaurushgt6b May 22, 2018

Pippy Longstockings

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.

Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.

by Yo Mamma January 9, 2004