lolache

a hysterical fit that leaves you in unbearable tummy pains and tears.

today i had a lolache because my dog pooped himself when i jumped out at him. he did it again when he sneezed.

by lolrandom70 April 15, 2015

lomari

A Lomari is a very loving person, he will look up to you and will be down to do anything. He has his moments, but overall is a great person and will be very successful and will stay by your side.

The other day Lomari was watching us rollerskate. He then bought his own and started to skate with us.

by eva.!! <3 March 16, 2022

Mira Loma Dance Company

Noun-

One of the greatest dance teams in California. Based in Sacramento, California, they work insanely hard to perform at rallies, football games, basketball games and at competitions. Guided by 2 amazing coaches, they are truly the greatest athletic team to emerge from Mira Loma High School. Their unprecedented success is only prohibited by the amount of trophy space available in the dance room.

"Did you see the Mira Loma Dance Company at Nationals?"
"Yeah, they were INSANE"

by LiNtRaseee@ml November 11, 2019

Lindsay LoMan

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.

"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"

by stenzo. September 24, 2007

lomano

when something really good happens to you

someone randomly hands you 50 dollars. You reply to them, "wow, lomano!"

by chewy-deez January 29, 2006

lojack

To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.

I swear that girl has you lojacked.

by Kats June 8, 2003

lolacaust

The laugh that killed 6 million jews

Man: ... so i said to the waitor, get me out of this wet clothes and into a dry martini!
Jews: *flop*
Man: OH NO! all 6 million of my jewish friends just died! The lolacaust has started!

by choobang October 21, 2007