lolito

A seductive male adolescent who engages in inappropriate relations with older women. Compare to the female word lolita.

The teacher, in trouble for relations with a student lolito, was jailed today.

by Aimi April 3, 2006

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

lolat

To laugh AT someone, not WITH them

JoJo: 'Limes shall we quickly create a new meaning for 'that' word?'
Limes: 'yes JoJo, lets get in there quick.'

Stu: 'TOO LATE LOLAT'

by Stu Phipps October 7, 2010

lolstache

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

lolathon

person that people smile and scare people with his memes and non memes

shit that sacred me. oh no.

is that a wild lolathon that appeared

by dakotatttattt November 18, 2020

loltits

Tits that are funny to look at and/or are extremely out of proportion

Wow, her loltits are scraping off the ground.
Hey look, on of her tits is higher than the other. loltit

by Mr McFace December 16, 2008

lolit

"lolit" means lol innit; the act of laughing and agreeing to a statement.

Seth: omfg that kid is such a n00b, he thinks he can hax!1

Michael: lolit!

by dubstep June 5, 2009