half literate

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

by Onan October 9, 2003

Literature

Anything written in print that's not Twilight.

Girl: Man, that was one good piece of literature!
Twilight fan: OMG I know, right? I loved Edward!
Girl: ... I'm not talking about that insult to even books in the School Library....

by xFallenMisery December 12, 2010

Literally

Actually; in fact; without exaggeration. The single most overused and incorrectly used word in the English language.

"I literally died laughing."
"He just texted me, omg I literally can't."
"I am literally over it."
"This is literally the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyone ever made."
"He is literally such a jerk."
"I was literally, like, almost about to cry."

Now, let's look at this word used correctly:
"I know you're lactose intolerant...don't worry, there's literally no dairy in my house."
"Kim Kardashian has done literally nothing to deserve fame or fortune."
"Kanye West literally thinks he is Jesus Christ."

by Deest March 10, 2017

Literal Kangaroo

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019

Literacy

What 99.9% of wordurbandictionary.com/word is lacking.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Literatureizing

Part of speech - Verb
Tense - Very (in need of good massage)
Other Tense - Past, present, future, Jacob Marley
Origin - Torinsylvanian, originally meaning to hit someone with a cantaloupe
Definition - to do something in a literary setting that is brag worthy
Synonyms - writalenting, englisherizing

Used in a sentence - Man I'm so good at literatureizing

by wordwriter18495 January 8, 2021

literallyiu

literallyiu is an iu fanpage who has gotten cancelled for being racist, and making fun of families with lower incomes. she has changed her username to hiyyihsomg, but deactivated her account. literallyiu is NOT out here livin tho.

“did you hear about literallyiu?”
“yeah! that fanpage who got cancelled in 3 days”

by irene’s gf January 20, 2022