Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

loggers

a definition mostly used by mine crafter, Tommy Innit. First used in Logstedshire after Tommy was exiled from the SMP.

"Oh Tommy, here are some pity tools for you."
"NO! I DON'T WANT THIS. YOU AREN'T VERY LOGGERS!"

by acidcrate December 22, 2020

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew May 28, 2018

Loggers

Typically a misspelling of poggers, but is in some communities used as a replacement for poggers.

Jamie: I just caught a shiny gliscor!
Robin: That's freaking loggers dude!

by HolyKetchup69 February 9, 2022

viper image logger

its on top yk lol

ummm viper image logger is fucking good

by estonianguy November 14, 2022

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019