Lobstitute

A ho with a whack ass sunburn

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

Rock Lobster

Noun: Bomb ass song by the B-52’s.

Noun: A rock that is also a lobster.

Phrase: Means cool (i.e. radical, or metal.)
Phrase: Widely hated by Derick Abbey.

Noun:
Jared: “Have you heard ‘Rock Lobster’ by the B-52’s?”
Ryder: “Ya man, that songs my jam.”

Phrase:
Random guy 1: *Does a radical trick on his heelies.*
Random guy 2: “Hey man that’s totally rock lobster.”

Derick: *Shoots random guy 2 in the face.*

by HonestLiberal December 26, 2017

red lobster syndrome

when you eat so much lobster your dick turns red and bleeds

dude evin has red lobster syndrome

by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018

New England Lobsta Chowda

When a guy eats a girl out with a yeast infection and while having her period

I'm sure you get the gist of this ;) New England Lobsta Chowda mmmmm

by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012

Angry Lobster

When you shove your pointer finger up a girl's pussy and your thumb up her ass; then pinch your fingers together as hard as you can while screaming "WHERE'S THE MELTED BUTTA!!!!"

I gave Wendy an Angry Lobster, an she hasn't been able to walk right since.

by DeRiDeRfu July 3, 2008

ab lobster

The ab lobster is a creature found in Jersey clubs, constantly pointing to his abs which are exposed by his unbuttoned black shirt. The abs are airbrushed for more definition. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out his defintion. If photographed in his natural environment, the ab lobster will give a blank stare with pouty lips. Has no respect for lines. Waits for no one. Can quickly turn on his friends when a blond, tanned, girl with a high and tight ass is seen. Calls dibs on everything. Listens to Lady Ga ga at the gym. Crybates during the day. Claims to have best abs on the east coast. Cousins with the LA Doosh.

I saw this ab lobster in the men's room arguing over the cologne with the bathroom attendant. He took the cool water and used it all on his abs and fly. Then claimed he was the inspiration for Slater on saved by the bell.

by ronward April 21, 2009