Liberace gay

adj.

1. Suggesting a great degree of lameness or wussy-ness.

2. Someone or something with flamboyant homosexual tendencies; recalls uber-gay piano player, Liberace.

Bill: Dude, that is so gay.

Jeff: Totally gay.

Bob: Liberace gay.

by Gaylord Farquahar February 14, 2004

liberation

The act of liberating.
Liberating: to liberate.
Liberate: to release into freedom
Freedom: an illusion of the feeling that you can do whatever the hell you want.

Little Timmy walked up to his friend George and exclaimed, "Hah biotch ! I've just liberated your sandwhich" As he did this, he swiped George's Turkey and cheese sandwhich and ran.

by The Dutch Caribbean July 22, 2004

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

The Liberator

a wedge-shaped cusion designed to make sex positions more-attainable with less physical stress. If you want to go beyond the basic positions, this soft, luxurious, piece of sex furniture is just the ticket.

The Liberator is the only bedroom furniture you'll need for any sex position you like.

by J.R. J. March 23, 2004

Literate kid

Someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; Usually thinks highly of themselves. Most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.

boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : Ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? You should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : Yeah, when you start typing so I can understand you. Dictionary.com, retard.
boy1 : damn literate kids.......

by Kimmysnotok April 19, 2008

Ignorance Liberation Front

The secret name of the Tea Party used by it's over-class organizers like the Koch brothers, Dick Armey, and Josef Gobbels, Jr.

Over-Class Bastard #1: "We should have the Ignorance Liberation Front protest against oxygen."

Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"

by Patrick Henry Ulanov November 14, 2010

literateur

One who is almost obnoxiously acquainted with literature, and frequently reminds others of this fact.

A 'literateur' would immediately recognize the Dickensian reference if one wrote the word "humble" as "'umble", and would make damn sure you knew he/she knew you knew.

by Tuco Wilde January 12, 2008