landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

landun

Landun's are kind and nice but like intimacy to much they are great kisser and have really dreamy eyes and they are also really beautiful

Hey do u see Landun over there he's a beauty

by Paris Parker May 14, 2018

landspam

Once known as "junk mail:" unsolicited hard copy delivered by government employees to your physical address.

Got the cable bill, a postcard from Hector and landspam from the supermarket and the Democrats in the mailbox today.

by cbr4 October 14, 2006

landspam

Once known as "junk mail:" unsolicited hard copy delivered by government employees to your physical address.

Got the cable bill, a postcard from Hector and landspam from the supermarket and the Democrats in the mailbox today.

by cbr4 October 14, 2006

landspout

A non-supercellular tornado that forms when low level rotation goes in to the updraft area of a developing storm and is stretched creating a vortex. These can (rarely) be just as powerful and large as tornadoes.

"Look it's a twister!", "You dumbass it's a landspout", "Same difference"

by WyWy June 29, 2007

Landuleni

The hottest person alive.
Great at everything.
Is super nice but will kill u or annoy u or ghost u if u hurt her or her friends.
sorta scary.

Landuleni is hott

by engiemdna October 1, 2019