sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

have kittens

freak right the fuck out

Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?!
Me: It's just a 'B-', don't have kittens.

by MaxWilder May 28, 2006

Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

by It'sFrickingMe June 27, 2010

Kitten

The cutest thing ever 😍😍😍

This is definitely kitten

by Turothkeys April 9, 2016

Kitten

1) a baby cat
2) a submissive girl

Come here kitten

by Sadsong88 September 6, 2015

A kitten

A younger woman that likes to date older men

man I am dating this girl right now and she is like ten years younger than me, she is such a kitten I bet she even has her kitten hunting license.

by ilovesexymen March 11, 2009

kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.

I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018