Kumquat

Kumquat by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

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Kumquat Rule

A message board rule that is exclusive to a forum for an odd or obscure reason.

"Opus had a truamatic experience with kumquats as a child. Therefore, posting kumquat pictures results in a ban."

Kumquat Rule by PVP Forums September 13, 2003

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The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

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Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

Kumquat squat by yeargh November 3, 2016

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The Kumquat Despot will do anything to remain in power.

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A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

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when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

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