under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

purple kumquat

Also known as a sex God! Often confused for an Adonis.

Look at that purple kumquat!

by Oliversuxbig1s March 21, 2022

kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021