Knurl

The name of a specific thing that has no name, or who's name you can't remember, but which your audience will instantly recognise by the name "knurl" when used in a sentence.

"The knurl on my iPod is bung, so the volume is stuck full on" or "You need a special knurl to open the battery compartment".

by Gr@w/!x March 28, 2011

knarf

Someone who follows message boards but never posts, a lurker.

That user is a total knarf! They've been here 10 years but only posted a dozen times!

by Kurtlives August 11, 2010

kurfunkel

to mess something up

When Art Garfunkel went to film Catch-22 he kurfunkeled his relationship with Paul Simon (SsM).

by Son of SsM July 18, 2017

Knurkis

Knurkis is cocaine mixed with knullis.

Dave: Joe you got any knurkis?
Joe:"sniffs" no
Dave: You sure?
Joe:"sniffs even more" Yes im sure
Dave: Okay.
Joe: Wanna make out?
Dave: sure?!??

"weird noises"

by IBL January 27, 2021

Kurfluffle

kurfluffle: curiousness to know; want of knowledge from others.

Just ask it you got me all in a kurfluffle now i wana know

by Rachielopolous October 20, 2010

knarfious

A Magical Donkey Who Likes To Frolic In The Forest With His Lovley Fairys. Knarfious is a Flamer Also Known As Knarfious The Flying Donkey & Knarfious The Flying Flamer

Stop Being Such A Knarfious

by JT & Robert January 6, 2008

Knarf

smega that forms after getting off while watching child porn

i am such a knarf.

by Lizzy McGuire April 22, 2004