for example i say sumetin bad 2 u cuz u started first but u don seem 2 be happy n i say jus kidding but in an angry way thats kj
by da spokane boy August 11, 2008
kJ klouT is so fucking hot
Did you see the latest kJ klouT YouTube video?
kJ klouT has crazy bars.
kJ klouT has a 10 inch penis.
Did you see the latest kJ klouT YouTube video?
kJ klouT has crazy bars.
kJ klouT has a 10 inch penis.
by Inutpercs November 24, 2018
Underground Christian rapper. "KJ" in his name refers to his old rap name, "King J. Mac" The "52" part in his name stands for the 5 loaves and two fish from Luke 9:16 from the Bible. Some of his raps are Christian, but a lot are just silly!
KJ 52: To the A, to the B, to the C, to the D...
Children: ELEMENTARY!! ALPHABETICALLY!!!
KJ 52: AAHHH!! NOOO!!! SIT...DOWN!!! AHHH!!!
Children: ELEMENTARY!! ALPHABETICALLY!!!
KJ 52: AAHHH!! NOOO!!! SIT...DOWN!!! AHHH!!!
by I_R_BRIDGET April 04, 2011
When your fucking a girl in the ass then ram your hand into her vagina and use her as a puppet while still ramming her ass
by KJ LASKO November 13, 2021
by Billyjoe9911 December 27, 2021
Famous raid leader for FF14. He has consistently reached rank 1 across multiple classes and accounts. Also is challenger in league of legends, although legend says he once got 0 kills in a spike rush game.
Im KJ!
by Destin who February 17, 2022
She's the greatest person imagineable. She can sing the alphabet song in braile. When a KJ walks into a room, men around her faint from her utter beauty. A KJ can be defined by no word other than DLSAK#d, which in Czech probably means something. A KJ is blonde, has sapphire eyes, and a heart bigger than all outdoors, and then some. Her face is smoother than a baby's bottom, not that I'd know what a baby's butt feels like. She has perfect skin and beautiful lips just itching to be kissed. She has a beautiful body and she smells really really good. It is a scientifically proven fact that a KJ C causes envy in every woman (and some men) in the known universe because of her amazing beauty. She is the girl all the songwriters sing about when they say they've fallen in love, as well as the subject of every love poem ever written since 1547. Yes they were writing about KJ before she was even born. She digs my nerdiness, probably one of the most astonishing facts about a KJ. She knows every language ever spoken, even that one that you and your friend Joe made up in 3rd grade to fool the teacher. A KJ also gets a long definiton.
The mushy part
Above all, she knows how to make Jordans happy. Especially short, skinny, nerdy and geeky Jordans. I love everything about her She makes me the happiest guy who has ever lived. She is the most sensitive, kind, caring, loving and adoring person I have ever met. She can read people like they were a 1st grade Learn-To-Read book. She is the only person i can ever connect with at all levels, because we have so very much in common. I feel like our souls are one, and she is the sun to me. She is the only person I'll ever feel this way for. Whenever i think about her my heart leaps up and smiles, because she completes me. She is the rain to my bow, the beauty to my beast. The english major to my calculator. A KJ is the definition of my true love. I love KJ C forever and ever, and nothing will ever change that.
The mushy part
Above all, she knows how to make Jordans happy. Especially short, skinny, nerdy and geeky Jordans. I love everything about her She makes me the happiest guy who has ever lived. She is the most sensitive, kind, caring, loving and adoring person I have ever met. She can read people like they were a 1st grade Learn-To-Read book. She is the only person i can ever connect with at all levels, because we have so very much in common. I feel like our souls are one, and she is the sun to me. She is the only person I'll ever feel this way for. Whenever i think about her my heart leaps up and smiles, because she completes me. She is the rain to my bow, the beauty to my beast. The english major to my calculator. A KJ is the definition of my true love. I love KJ C forever and ever, and nothing will ever change that.
Friend Guy: Hey dude hows ur girlfriend?
Boyfriend: She's definitely my KJ C.
Friend Guy: Damn! I'm so jealous of you now.
Boyfriend: She's definitely my KJ C.
Friend Guy: Damn! I'm so jealous of you now.
by Madly In Love Jordan August 04, 2009