kelton

Smart funny amazing hate really nice dirty minded best boyfriend u will ever have kelton is a keeper of course he naughty😏 but he's the best bf u will ever have

Girl:omg who's tht hot boy

Other girl :he must be a kelton

by chelseaXD😘 January 30, 2016

kayton

the most awesome thing ever. equivalent to chuck norris

That cheesecake was kayton!

by Doghairr October 8, 2008

Keyjones

/keeˈhoʊneɪz// Mutation of the words 'cojones' and keyboard, keyjones denotes courage only over the internet and their true identity safely behind a computer screen.. Someone with keyjones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over IM, email, WoW etc. etc. Similar to keyboard warrior

Keyjone231: I'm coming to kill you

Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.

by DunxTheCan October 15, 2009

Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.

Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019

Kenton

A man who drives me absolutely crazy in way possible! Sexy in everyway, smooth, smoldering dashing looks. A motivator, huge heart, smart, funny, creative engineer, an amazing dad, down to earth, would give a person in need the shirt off his back . But don't let his quietness fool you he is a BEAST inside the bedroom an WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING!!! He has boxed for many many years taking on others who were bigger yet he never backed down. He will have your back when your out numbered in a fight. He will not prey on the weak. He is one loving compassionate Hell of a man who I've ever met. Now don't lie to him ever he will hold it against you an things won't ever be the same as they once were. Show him you love him every chance you can, because he is one in a million an bitches are always knocking on his door wanting him. If you come across this man be open be honest from the start no matter if your afraid to lose him. An ALWAYS KNOW THAT FEMALES FRIENDS OR NOT WILL LIE TO HIM JUST TO GET HIM. I COULD KEEP GOING ON BUT KNOW THIS FOR REAL
KENTON IS AN AMAZING MAN LOVER FRIEND FATHER AN FIGHTER!!!!!! KEEP HIM IN YOUR LIFE AN BE TRUE TO HIM.

Kenton A Man, Myth, Legend !!!!!

by StupidGirlFell4aboxxer December 8, 2021

Keystone Light

The world's most powerful laxative.

"Dude, I drank a 12 pack of Keystone Light this weekend and had the shits for 3 days."

"Who needs Exlax when you can just drink Keystone Light? Plus it is cheaper."

by cones90 September 28, 2009

Keystone Challenge

When you eat Chipotle and attempt to down two Keystones afterwards without puking your guts out...It isn't really hard at all...just hilarious when people can't.

Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!

by NoCeilings July 4, 2010