keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

by ob1 March 30, 2004

kevster

Means to have a giant erict penis

"Wow did you see his kevster !"

by KindaSouthern June 29, 2016

Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

Kester

Noun- Kester is a cigarette were the tobacco is replaced with feces and is often used as a prank by teenagers in the UK

Guy1: Bruh this isn't weed

Guy2: Yeah replaced your's with a Kester haha lol

by Red-V December 23, 2019

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.

The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008