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by Ro Ro June 30, 2007
Get the the kenyan runs mug.I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland
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Get the Kenyatta mug.Greatness, Superior, Incredible Creature, the Immortal Warrior. Also known as the perfect blend of religion, science, and myth. Any one with this name is the real life version of the baddest fictional charactors.
"the movie 'Terminator' is loosely based off Kenyatta's life. Except in real life the humans and machines teamed up AGAINST Kenyatta. He usually comes to our time to bang chicks now because in his time they are hot, fragile old chicks"
by snatchtaker February 4, 2010
Get the Kenyatta mug.One of the nicer, safer countries to visit in Africa. Nairobi, the capital, is very nice. It's a lot like San Francisco, only third world. Kenya has spectacularly gorgeous countryside, and unique wildlife that should exist for at least another two or three years before industrialization drives them into extinction. Great place to vacation!
Example? East African country. A place that for some reason is home to a lot of fast runners. The top three fastest people on my track team were from Kenya. That's weird.
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