Kelp

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018

Kelp

Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”

Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021

Kelps

A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.

Have you seen that kelps?
No

by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019