kek

kek is short for kåt efterbliven knarkare in swedish.
In english, that means horny retarded junkie.

Omg, it's Jonas Ek! :O:O
Now that's a cool tag he's doing, kek.

by cpnegern November 6, 2008

kek

The meaning of life, the universe and everything.
And used by some instead of cool!

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is so kek!

by TheKek March 18, 2009

kek

German. Singular form of "Keks" - not used or even known of by most speakers.

Potzblitz, ein feiner Leibnitz-Kek!

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

kek

Kek, an internet word, kinda like the words 'good' and 'shit'

Hey that's some good kek bro!
Thanks mate, been working on it for 6 weeks!

by Bankai! December 1, 2020

kek

kek means “fucking dumb shit”

ps.i fucked your mom

i’m a fucking kek, im literally keking out

by penis___________ December 19, 2020

eat kek

A phrase with 2 meanings derivative from the word "kek" from the phrase "Top Kek"

It's 2 meanings are:

1: Telling someone to fuck off, stfu or kys. Mainly used in self defense against humiliation.

2: The literal meaning. Literally go eat kek. Since kek is Turkish for cake, it can be used in a literal sense.

1st meaning:

Johnny: Hey Matt, you just told me that you were going to the skate park with me and you are here now watching Netflix. What a lazy idiot.

Matt: Go eat kek

2nd meaning:

Jack: Hey Jessica, would you like to go to the prom with me?

Jessica: No, i'm currently eating kek.

by Malcay123 November 11, 2018

bruv kek

It is a term used by a twitch streamer named "Gross Gore". This term is mostly used on any plays in League of Legends.

━━╮
╰┃ ┣▇━▇
┃ ┃ ╰━▅╮
╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ BRUV KEK😎
╰╮ ┳━━╯ SUPER EASY🤙
▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮NICE TUTORIAL😂
▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲ ▔▔▔╲
▏ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ O O┃
╲ ▔╲▂▂▂▂ ▔╲▂▂▂
▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
╲▂ ╲▂ ╲▂

LOVE U GROSS

by WaterConnoiseur March 9, 2021