Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)
For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022
Get the Koffing mug.A very unique name. Could be a guy or a girl, who knows? Most of the time they’re super tall and pretty funny. Gorgeous eyes and a pretty smile. They probably listen to really underground music, but still cool.
“Did you see Kerfin? She just made the basketball team!”
“Oh wow! I mean Kerfin is very tall so what do you expect?”
“Oh wow! I mean Kerfin is very tall so what do you expect?”
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Get the keefing mug.They are a Species of the Karen Genus and share similar traits. Like Karen, they are easily offended or misgendered and then cry about not feeling comfortable or safe. Often, hunger strikes between lunch and dinner. She will always call an ambulance to change a tampon and then complain about it to the EMT’s Manager.
However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.
However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.
Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.
But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.
However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.
Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.
But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
Example 1: Look, Abdullah. That Keffiyeh Karen wearing a Pride Flag would probably not last very long in our home Islamic State. But we love her "fishies for fisherman."
by Snorlax#1 April 9, 2024
Get the Keffiyeh Karen mug.To kiffin to be assured of meeting your goals to just stop and do something else for no apparent reasons too.
Similar to wiffin where you have all you need to succeed but though ego you fall short
Similar to wiffin where you have all you need to succeed but though ego you fall short
I was almost to the top of the mountain weather was perfect but I pulled a kiffin and went back to base camp to play pickle ball
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