Kelton

A man, usually brunette, with hazel eyes. Extremely faithful, and an overall good person. Gets angered easily.

"Woah, is he ok?"

"Yea, he's just pulling a Kelton"

by la., November 15, 2009

Keston

an amazing boy, with incredible musical talent, big heart, and a hot bod.

"he's a total keston."

"he was good, but nothing compared to keston."

by littlemermaid October 17, 2008

Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.

"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."

by sbj1786 February 17, 2009

Kenton

Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.

kenton makes drunk girls horny

by Michelle (Shelly) September 7, 2008

Keaton

Though usually a boy's name, when it is used as a girl's name the girl tends to be the best friend a girl can have, but some girls get jealous of her looks. Keaton is smart, funny, and VERY sexy. Though most are smart, some Keatons tend to be dumb, resulting in various acts of stupidity. They are the perfect girls.

" hey, who's that really hot girl????"

" Dude, that's Keaton! She's a ten!

by Mister Dave August 14, 2012

keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009

kenton hembree

A sexy bitch. One who has the smolder of a Greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. He's a pretty bomb ass guy with the intelligence of a genius. His mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.

I'd fuck Kenton hembree twice if I had the chance.

by Floutedass September 21, 2013