Kenting

to pose in a kenny powers like stance while informing attractive women they are "not their type"

Person 1: I totally got kented so bad last night while eating a burrito with no pants on...

Person 2: Kenting is NOT cool- I hate it when that happens

by Always their type September 6, 2010

Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

Anna Karenina

In Texas Hold 'em one of several names given to the hole cards AK. The term is used primarily by weak players who spend most of them time in poker forum chat rooms rather than developing their poker skills.

"I got dealt Anna Karenina on the button and it was open-folded to me, but, like, you know I just had this feeling if I raised I'd get called by T7 and they'd flop a boat so I folded."

by TheGameKat March 11, 2009

Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

by Devastez July 6, 2011

Kadening

The act of acting like such a homo you are thought of as an actual homo. People legit think you are gay.

Mark: Bro I'm not gay
Dan: dude you where kadening pretty hard. And you where hard

by Joe69er😂😂😂 November 7, 2019

Brown Parenting

A seriously fucked up method to use to bring up a child. Typically parents in Southern Asia follow this style of parenting. But still really popular in India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Bangladesh, etc.

When I become a mother, I won't follow brown parenting norms to raise my child up

by HBKW May 14, 2020

Kenting

Pushing in front and overtaking someone whilst hiking. Must be done with maximum rudeness and little regard for the other person's safety.

James was continually kenting Ryan whilst they were climbing Mount Everest.

by vwxyz12345 September 28, 2013