A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2020
(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."
Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"
Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."
Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."
Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"
Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."
Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."
by Some Purpledude September 18, 2019
by SomeDudeOnTheInternetOK July 27, 2018
Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.
Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.
Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.
Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.
Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
by malarky2020 February 23, 2010
"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."
"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."
"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."
by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009
by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008