the km

The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.

Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.

by G.Steeley September 4, 2016

KMS

Kiss Mario's Sister <3

"Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"

by #LuigiSimp August 5, 2021

KMS

Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.

Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.

Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?

by anonymous March 12, 2021

kms

kms also stands for katching my sleep

person: ugh im so tired

maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys

person: ugh im so tired is should kms

by johnnytest2292 March 2, 2021

Kms

It means Kiss micaella on a sunday

hey.. i really want to kms, its been a while.

by FreshCrackers May 20, 2020

KMS

Kill my self in a joking manner or like omg or whatever or your upset with yourself

I forgot to bring a jacket kms .
I should of not said something kms.

by Oookfineee December 27, 2016

Kms

Short for kiss my ass

Dylan kms.

by Lovefix April 23, 2019