A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"
That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.
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