Obi-Juan Kenobi

A wise mexican trained in the martial arts. Pretty handy with a machete. Usually found wearing some hoodie.

Thanks, I learned my skills from Obi-Juan Kenobi, the guy that lives around 9th street.

by Gypsum Golem July 9, 2005

Knoxville,tn

Home of beautiful views of the smokies, friendly folks, sundown in the city, great bars and local bands, and the kick butt University of Tennessee Volunteers who will forevermore be more talented and better looking than the florida gators!

Dude, they're from Gainesville, they're so not knoxville,tn!

by kwidner October 18, 2008

Knox grammar school

A expensive school for rich idiots and pretentious dickheads who constantly get their way and believe that all girls are madly in love with them. The school allows the really rich accidental children to live there as rich boarders who think they are amazing and more important than the rest of the school. They also think they are "savage" and watch the Paul brothers and Dolan twins.

Expectation: "Oh, how everyone loves me because I am a savage and so cool #1000followers
Reality: Damn those bloody Knox grammar school boys like GODDAMN! Your not cool!

by Sad introvert September 3, 2017

Knoxvilled

To be drunk beyond comprehension and perform stupid stunts.
Homage to Johnny Knoxville, the coup de grace of Jackass.

Kirk was so knoxvilled he fell over his guitar amp while drinking fifteen dry martinis.

by Felice Vaiani January 23, 2007

kenough

This word originates from the Barbie movie where Ken feels as if he needs to be something greater than himself, because he feels his true self isn’t great enough. However throughout the movie Ken learns being himself is enough hence the word “KENough”

“You don’t have to pretend to be something you’re not, you’re kenough”

by This Barbies job is: translate August 1, 2023

Bar Keno

A variation of Keno in which you bet no money with the state, but with the patrons at the bar. Instead of picking your numbers and watching them pop up, you get a group of people, and everyone picks one number. Pick how much each will bet ($1 a game, $5 a game, ect, sometimes fun to start off with a big bet then change to a smaller one). Write down everyone's name, and the number they pick next to it (nobody can have same number). Wait until the next game. If nobody's number comes up, everyone puts more money in, if more than one person gets their number, everyone puts more money in. You keep playing each round until one and ONLY ONE person's number comes up. You may change your number before the start of any round as long as announced and written down. A great way to make some money (or lose some, but hey-atleast it is goin to your buddy and not the state...maybe he'll buy you a beer!)

Damn I keep losing at keno...
Well Lets play some bar keno, atleast you'll just be losing your money to me!

by mvdube April 8, 2011

Knox Vegas

Also known as Knoxville, Tennessee, Knox Vegas is the title given to this city in eastern Tennessee by its young adult population, mostly consisting of college students at the University of Tennessee. This is both a play on words with the similarities of 'vegas' and 'ville', and it adds to a notion of fun times to be had by its inhabitants. The sporting events, arts/music scene, and bar life make this medium-sized city seem to be more Vegas-like in its appeal.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm going to watch the Vols in Knox Vegas!"

by Smokey Crockett November 25, 2006