dirty keaton

The act of having sex while wearing a Batman costume

My husband loves to dress up, last night we even had a dirty Keaton

by Sexmate99 May 6, 2020

Keaston

The gnarliest shredder of them all. That's right. Keaston is not only a man of many talents but a man of dignity and pride. Some say he is the hottest thing to walk on the face of the Earth. Being called a Keaston is better than being president.

Babe 1: hey check out that Keaston over there!
Babe 2: guilty as charged

by WakaWakaAfrika January 28, 2011

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

Keat's delight

When a girl squirts her period juice into a guys eyes so that it looks like he's crying menstrual blood and takes a polaroid of it and sends it to the guys mother along with a romantic poem (preferably Keats).

Karen: Oh look Harold, Gregory's girlfriends sent me a Keat's delight!

by James George One October 24, 2010

Kearstin

The most beatiful girl ever. She is amazing in every way. She's cute, adorable, and funny. Every guy wants to date her

Guy 1: wow, she's really beautiful. She must be a kearstin
Guy 2: I know right, she's gonna be mine one day.

by Pizza cheese August 11, 2016

Keaton

My bodypillow

"Have you seen Keaton mom?"
"YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT DAMM BODY PILLOW KAREN"

by Keatonlover69 July 3, 2021

Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.

"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."

by sbj1786 February 17, 2009