blue veined junket pumper

generally, a large veiny penis

she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'.......

by al_rochet December 11, 2007

junkiedom

(noun) all-encompassing term referring to anything and everything related to or having to do with a junkie, or anyone who is an active intravenous narcotics consumer.

Taken from the annals of junkiedom, Jo-jo was a textbook example, that nigga had a plethora of hustles at the ready to generate the much needed funds of which he required regularly.

by Nikki Stixx June 23, 2022

Jap Junker

Any 2000’s to 2005 Japanese car, especially the 05 Acura El

Guy #1 “you see that jap junker?”
Guy #2 “oh yeah that just nicks car.”

by Jitaladanger March 11, 2023

junedogger

Commomnly used in Northern Minnesota, it's when someone is passed out,(prefferably in the upright position), then some daring party-goer lowers their pants and sticks their bare asshole on the tip of the passed out person's nose. Then you reach around and give the passed out person a good slap on the face, waking them up. This results in the person springing forward, essentially giving themselves a full facefull of ass.

Looks like Craig is the first one to pass out! I'm gonna give him a junedogger!

by Donny S. July 20, 2008

junted

(jhun-ted)- adjective
1. Implies that a person is blitzed. Usually describes a person that has smoked a blunt of hydro and looses all ability to function.

2. Being drunk to the point of loosing consiousness, pertaining to alcohol.

1. Josie was junted off her ass after John spent the evening with her.

2. This Everclear might've been a bad idea, we're gonna get junted.

by hellodoggie March 25, 2009

Jankedy

Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.

"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"

by Seth C January 15, 2007

juned

One: a term describing one who is mysteriously turned on by girls or women getting hit by large automobiles, such as trucks or vans.
Two: a stupid variation of "getting served".

Aww.. damn.. poor lady got hit by a bus, and he was juned..
Wow.. look at those dance moves.. that poor bastard just got Juned!

by Anonmyous March 22, 2005