jumped

to randomly have a shit load of guys to run at you and beat the living fuck out of you.

holy shit johnny got jumped at the candy store yesterday.

by dirtbiker April 14, 2009

Jumped the Bay

A reference to a movie or movie director who has sacrificed plot or character development in favor of special effects, a la Michael Bay, in a negative way, by also referencing the well known phrase "Jumping the Shark", which refers to a tv show that is no longer as good as it used to be.

It looks like Roland Emmerich may have finally jumped the Bay with "2012."

by Lord Ironfist November 11, 2009

Jumpers in the door

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric

Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."

by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011

Jumpluff

the most op pokemon in existance. one swords dance acrobatics and any pokemon that doesn't resist it will faint harder than ever. it also has access to seed bomb and u-turn too making jumpluff one tough pokemon. and don't let the cotton fool you, it can use its cotton to protect itself against the strongest ice attacks. no pokemon can kill jumpluff, not without luck

jumpluff is bae

by Priarina.TV August 29, 2017

JumperWho

A Twitch streamer, YouTuber and a TikToker! Jumper is energetic and she likes to play Bedwars.

JumperWho is live!

by Kk is not here September 10, 2021

Blue jumper

A way to descibe a man who likes to hit on younger ladies

Oh my god how much younger is his girlfriend he's well got his blue jumper on !!!

by Smokey mc budgie December 4, 2009

guild jumper

Noun. Someone who jumps from one player organization in a game to another organization repeatedly within a short period of time.

Blacktoe is such a guild jumper, he joined and left five guilds within a two month's time frame.

by stupidroro February 10, 2010