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judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
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Judo

by robjohnsonbro June 9, 2021
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Idiot Judo

Winning an argument by allowing your opponent to keep speaking their foolish or unpopular position, and then redirecting their statements in the most literal way, to point out how bad their ideas are.

(Derived from the martial art which involves taking advantage of an opponents movements and inertia to throw them more effectively. )
The longer that fool keeps talking, the dumber his argument becomes. I can toss his words around to make his position look even worse, like an idiot judo competition.
by AXEWAVE_ April 30, 2022
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judo ippon

a takedown that looks like 3 distinctive movements
a judo ippon is when you like lift someone, flip them, and then land on them hehe
by robjohnsonbro June 9, 2021
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Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation
You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo
by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020
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Judo

legs of a tall woman or man
No writer is fine, when doen,t bring a euphemism, telling a thing like:Judo, when ! we wanna be soon getting things and surprised.
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
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judo fuck

Submission hold while being Penetrated vaginaly, anally, or orally. “Rape”
I wanted to fuck her and she wouldn’t let me so I judo fucked the shit out of that bitch
by Judo fucks October 27, 2017
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