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Josephines

(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure

2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm

Etymology

The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.

However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"

2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "

3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 23, 2009
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josephine langford

Josephine Langford aka Hero Fiennes Tiffin girlfriend and crackhead
Hey do you know who Josephine Langford is dating? Yes I do it’s Hero Fiennes Tiffin! Oh do you know if she has a nickname? Yes I do it’s crackhead.
by By: herophinesbiggestfan April 18, 2019
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Dirty Josephine

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
by KARF June 30, 2020
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joshing my tots

to mess with someone's emotions, or attempt to mislead them. yanking my chain pulling my leg
"You've gotta be joshing my tots right now..."
by OWTG August 23, 2011
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Josephine skriver

Josephine skriver is a cute and beautiful girl that is taken by alexander deleon. She is danish and a victoria's secret angel. She is a proud rainbow kid.
Josephine skriver is the second danish angel.
by Hasti81 August 27, 2019
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Josephine

fun loving kind and always there for her friends she doesn't care if a boy likes her as long as she can hang out with her friends she loves to play basketball and hates to get in trouble her worst fear is something happening to her family and she always has to have a stuffed animal with her she is constantly checking her watch so she isn't late for a class and she is always ALWAYS crafting. and she is so very forgetful and she LOVES dogs
JOSEPHINE PUT YOUR ART SUPPLIES AWAY
by this is the real defonition March 24, 2021
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marie-josephine

A beautiful and happy girl, who is always laughing. She is open-minded and loves the nature.
Marie-Josephine is a french fermale name.
by concrafterspups January 2, 2017
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