Jumping Josephat!

A expression used to express that you are shocked.

Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears.
You: Jumping Josephat!

by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

Josephine Langford

she’s so hot wtf

person 1: “do you know who josephine langford is?”
person 2: “yes and i would let her peg me!”

by furries3lyfe December 29, 2020

Josephine

Mum

Josephine is the mother of all

by AirDrop March 10, 2021

Mary Josephine

Mary Josephine is the best person in existence. She is the only flawless person on Earth. She is really pretty, has a good sense of humor, and an overall gem of a person. However, she talks excessively and texts like your mother. But that doesn’t matter because she’s amazing.

She is such a Mary Josephine, she’s amazing.

by NellieNaranja November 23, 2021

Josephine

A very beautiful girl, most likely to have the last name Hernandez, she is very creative, smart (but has her moments) and very awesome. basically the sweetest hottest girl to walk.

cristian: dude i asked josephine out april 10th, and she totally said yes!
dude: whoa bro, your effen lucky!

by boogerknuckle November 5, 2011

Josephine

A Josephine is a real keeper. She may have an interesting sense of humor, but that's half of her charm. Likely is a nerd, and extremely obsessed with one thing. She doesn't think she excels at anything, but that is a lie. It takes he a while to become friends, but once you are friends with her she'll never let you go. She is Boy-Crazy and always likes at least one guy at a time. She never believes anyone likes her back and is extremely hard on herself. She always needs hugs from her friends, and make sure you tell her you love her often. Also, a romance book nerd and always has at least one she is actively reading

Josephine: I suck at everything!
Boyfriend: No you don't! I love you! Do you want a hug?

by thebestofus1 August 23, 2023

Josephine

A girl of short stature with brown hair and brown eyes. She is a very sensitive girl that is just looking for love she has been with the Wong guys and now has built a wall around her heart . She is a shy girl that keeps to her self and has very few friends she dose not talk much . She tends to be introverted and dose not like big crowds.she also gets bullied a lot. She loves animals and nature.

Friend :" hey Josephine have you been ok"
Josephine: "just nods her head lightly"
Friend:"that's good "

by Wondering_shadow November 21, 2019