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San Jose Sandwich

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!
by alpochinoo October 3, 2011
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Jose/Pepe

He is the most incredible person in the entire universe. he has so many hopes and dreams even through he makes himself seem like a bad ass. he will make your heart melt and pretty much defines the word "soulmate" right down to the core. if you ever hurt him, it will end up hurting you so much more. big music person and loves to have adventures, and when he says it's forever, he means it and don't ever expect him to eventually give up because he won't if he really really wants it. will give you everything he promises and is very passionate. he is literally the most incredible and wonderful person you will every come to meet if you put as much effort into him as you want him to you, and it does take time to make him open up. he's a guardian angel.
Jose/Pepe soulmate, angel, unexplanatory, sweet and kind
by dmytrydemien October 28, 2010
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The Jose

A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
You see, THE JOSE doesn't give a shit about what you think, Adrian.
by Sytoc March 11, 2021
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josé's dick

José's Dick is the good kinda dick. Normal Mexican sized penis with a little extra thickness passed down from his ancient ancestors. Usually, any José with a dick tends to get positive and or remarkable reviews from their sexual mates. Jose's dick is the good dick and can make any asshole, vagina, mouth , or where ever you stick this thing, happy.
José's dick wasn't the biggest but he knew how to make it werk. Even if he didn't know how to werk it, it's amazing.
by MacNutHoze October 19, 2015
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jose guilherme

Jose Guilherme is a Brazilian hot mess! Usually dirty blonde. If you have one in your life, keep him! Jose is extremely kind and has a recognizable humor. His nickname is almost always Zé Gui. He is protective of the people he loves and has a passion for adventure. Jose Guilherme can be a little feisty and stressed, but has a big heart when he wants to. Don't expect Jose to follow others, he's one of a kind.
Ooooohhh!! Did you see that guy surfing Marcela? That must be a Jose Guilherme!

#BeAJoseGuilherme
by Marcelita otxilac September 18, 2019
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Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.
Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.
by posseakat September 12, 2005
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Josef

hey look at josef with his big dick
by bigbrainpenis December 5, 2019
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