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fort jennings

Absolute hell hole. Northwest Ohio. A bunch of people do drugs. In bathroom or before school... This place along with its teachers, make you want to kill yourself.
Damn... this mall feels like fort jennings
by Margaritamadlyisgae March 23, 2021
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Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.
"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"
by TC lol March 4, 2009
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Mr.jennings

Aka. Mr crabs, will snap you up and make u a burger paddy.watch out for him he will eat u
Guy one Yo what teachers do you have
Guy 2 mr. Jennings

Guy one Oh yo he will eat u watch out
*Mr.jennings grabs them both and puts them on a oven*
by Bob the builder2134 December 1, 2018
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Cooper Jennings

A stupid idiot that says stupid idiot things.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.
Person A: Isn't a quinceañera a jewish holiday?

Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?

Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings
by fightingmessiah September 29, 2011
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ken jennings

The Goodly Godlike character of Jeopardy who can leap tall towers of information in one bound, who can answer a question faster than a speeding bullet.
The only thing he's weak to is Zerg-o-nite and her revealing cleavage.
Oh man! Hey, It's a geek! No, It's a freak! No, It's Ken Jennings!
by The Roth December 4, 2004
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Jazz Jennings

Another Tranny who got her own reality TV show on TLC called I Am Jazz...

She might seem sweet and innocent on the outside, but she's exploitive and does anything possible to get attention. Although she hasn't reacted to Boku No Pico (a real story about a real transgender) yet so...
They cancelled Honey Boo Boo for I am Jazz? WTF???? Fuck Jazz Jennings
by Why dew U care M8Y? September 10, 2016
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joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
by cathryn July 30, 2006
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