Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.
I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!
by Sambiase November 02, 2022
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Jonah

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him
"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"
by Ekud33 January 17, 2020
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A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.
Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.
by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019
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jonah

Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.
He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.
by yyz113 April 15, 2008
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Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok
I hate Jonah but it’s fine because he hates me even more
by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019
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straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape
Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough
by doingthejonah March 15, 2011
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Jonah

a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.
ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8
by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019
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