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Slobber Jobbed 

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.
I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!
Jobie by ziggyian April 19, 2011
one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.
Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH
jobber by The Dingo February 3, 2005
jobbin' by RennPearl February 27, 2017

jobbee jabber 

A gay man. A man who jab's wordjobbee/word's, with his willy.
"He couldn't be a jobbee jabber, i didnt get any gay vibes of him. he was a classy fella."
"You're an idiot."
jobbee jabber by Duffman September 28, 2003
Jobriel is a tall dude that’s hot and is taller than his mom. He wears glasses and is 6 feet tall. He’s insecure and caring, and sometimes acts like a Gabriel. Overall, he’s the dude every girl wants. I bet even his mom likes him.
Selena: “Jobriel is so hot
Edwin: “Jobriel is so annoying because he steals all the girls and looks like his pretty mom and tall dad.”
jobriel by Definitions2 September 30, 2022