A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
Get the Joanne Evans mug.A girl that has affected many middle school students. Affected them in a way that will change them forever. This girl is the most amazing person and she always brighten her friends day. Her friends are the reason she goes to school, not only because she desire good grades but because she loves her friends. She also affected this one girl,”Aria K.” This girl has become the bestest person to Joann and was always there for her. This quote is from Aria, Janae K. ,”She truly is the bestest person to talk to. She was always so confident and was always there for me. Joann Salas is such a social butterfly and so confident.
by L0velyar! March 14, 2023
Get the Joann salas mug.An amazing girl who always puts others before herself no matter how much she is struggling. She has an awesome personality with a sweet innocent side and a 'don't fuck with me' side. She doesn't stand for disrespect and will always stand up for herself and others. She is brave like a tiger and doesn't go sour very easily.
by That one nice human May 30, 2022
Get the Joanne mug.
Joann is the coolest person you will ever meet. She will fight you for fun and then give you the best hug. She is also creative, artistic and has a list of bad jokes lined up to tell you. Be careful of getting on her bad side though cause she will beat you up. Always ask her for anime recommendations.
by I deleted my brain November 22, 2021
Get the Joann mug.Joann is a man who loves life. He often plays the rugby and loves sports in general. Joann is welled-dressed, with stylish clothes, and is attractive to anyone at the first glance.
Joann likes flirting with girls or men younger than him, it gives him a feeling of superiority and the satisfaction of being the oldest one.
Joann is a good student and a good worker. He works a lot and has habilities, he will go further into his personal and professional lives.
Very sociable, he is well known and appreciated to anyone who ever saw him.
Joann likes flirting with girls or men younger than him, it gives him a feeling of superiority and the satisfaction of being the oldest one.
Joann is a good student and a good worker. He works a lot and has habilities, he will go further into his personal and professional lives.
Very sociable, he is well known and appreciated to anyone who ever saw him.
by prev_aure November 22, 2021
Get the Joann mug.Similarly to the word Karen, Joanne would be used to describe middle aged white women who are TERFs, named after J.K Rowling and her transphobic rhetoric.
Person 1: I just spent an hour arguing with a woman about trans women not being men
Person 2: Wow what a Joanne
Person 2: Wow what a Joanne
by SuddenlyPigeons March 3, 2022
Get the Joanne mug.