slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’

mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne

by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021

joanne parker

the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.

Joanne parker is the best woman

by Dicysoy September 19, 2023

Joann

john joe's. bisexual woman. She likes all balls, ice cream, and men. She is very vocal and cries a lot to her closest friends. She is very strong and WILL squat you. Her personality is uniquely stupid since she's unable to cope with her emotions without social help.

Person 1: Yo, who's that retard with you?
Person 2: It's John joe's (Joann)

by Loverboy6281536 November 20, 2022

Joanne

Similarly to the word Karen, Joanne would be used to describe middle aged white women who are TERFs, named after J.K Rowling and her transphobic rhetoric.

Person 1: I just spent an hour arguing with a woman about trans women not being men

Person 2: Wow what a Joanne

by SuddenlyPigeons March 3, 2022

Joanne barrow style

having sex with a sainsburys uniform, taking it while looking directly at your son.

what's your favourite position?
the Joanne barrow style

by Sam Hindmarsh June 29, 2020

Joanne

smokeshow sex goddess that likes it hard and fast

"holy sheesh..that Joanne sure is a smokeshow sex goddess that likes it hard and fast!"

by donkmonster May 26, 2021

Joann

Joann is a man who loves life. He often plays the rugby and loves sports in general. Joann is welled-dressed, with stylish clothes, and is attractive to anyone at the first glance.
Joann likes flirting with girls or men younger than him, it gives him a feeling of superiority and the satisfaction of being the oldest one.
Joann is a good student and a good worker. He works a lot and has habilities, he will go further into his personal and professional lives.
Very sociable, he is well known and appreciated to anyone who ever saw him.

This is a guy named Joann.

by prev_aure November 22, 2021