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jizzbird

when a person or persons ejaculate on a surface and the resulting stain resembles a depiction of a bird
"Yo dude, I just pulled a major jizzbird... check it out!"
by happycuntpunter April 30, 2015
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Jizzing

getting rather excited or happy over something, similar to buzzingabout something.
level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'
im jizzing about his party on Friday!
by the samiad March 4, 2009
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jizzoint

oh shit, were goin to the jizzoint this time.
by elcochinoe November 1, 2003
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Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
by Magicoa October 24, 2009
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Jizzlings

from the word Jizz commonly used to refer to semen. jizzlings are that sweet aphrodisiacs made by removing the centre of a strawberry and filling it to the brim with that sweet white sticky stuff dat comes outta ur schlong and savoury it with a touch of pimp juice. hmmmm... yumyum!!.....
Gotta Love Those Jizzlings!

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by immagirl September 22, 2004
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The Jizzinator

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night
by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011
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jizzin my shiz

Also .. 'jizzin my shiz' , can include words : on, in, around, all over, up, etc.

These all can be used in different context. But basically it translates to "you are messing with, or on, my person or belongings.

'Jizz my shiz' on the other hand means fix something up or make it better. gaying up the sitch

These phrases were coined by me and a mate in Aug 2010 whilst camping at Byron Bay, NSW Australia.
You're jizzin my shiz!
You're kidding, you're joking, you're pulling my leg.

Stop 'jizzin on my shiz'
Someone getting up in your face or space.

My boyfriend stayed overnight, we was 'jizzin my shiz'
To physically jizz on someone/something

Sure! 'jizz my shiz bro.'
Means fix something up or make it better.
by ozipete October 21, 2010
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