Jizzin'

(adj) -Slang, used to say something is "awesome" or "exciteful"

-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy

Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!

by smangmydomino May 28, 2011

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

Jizzin

Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.

Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

jizzination

The noun form of the verb "jizz", the act of jizzing.

Your jizzination was inappropriate for the time.

by Dongapen October 29, 2010

Jizzinitus

When a women is giving a man deep oral sex, and he ejaculates and his cum shoots down her windpipe into her lungs. This creates a terrible cough for the woman and may last for days

Damn that girl gives such good head, she got jizzinitus

by weswan August 18, 2016

gimme-jizzing

To go gimme-jizzing is for one to go around asking men to ejaculate upon them.

Carmen didn't feel pretty one night, so she put on a dress and went out gimme-jizzing until she got slimed on.

by lil_sacko August 25, 2021