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Corporate Jihad

An early 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme eliminated limits on campaign donations from corporations. This decision lead to corporations declaring holy war on incumbent Democrats. Big corporations spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on Republican campaigns, mostly through secret "non-profit" organizations and 527 groups. With the help of these unlimited corporate donations, the G.O.P. outspent Democrats 10 to 1. Unfortunately for America, the 2010 Election will go down in history as the nasiest and most expensive mid-term election ever (so far.)
The Corporate Jihad in 2010 lead to the Republicans gaining a controlling majority interest in Congress and an increased minority share of the Senate. The only real winner in this election was the media and advertising firms.
by Charles_U_Farley November 9, 2010
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Jinhao

The act of pure stupidity that just slaps you in the face. It makes you so stunned you become speechless.
“Huh? Someone excused cheese?”
“Oh... so is it the “food” cheese or the “camera” cheese?”
“OMG. That’s such a jinhao!”
by fatdogbun June 27, 2018
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shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
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JIAHAO

Used to describe a guy who is attractive from his appearance and wise deep in his heart.
Girl A: Are you dating a guy these days?
Girl B: Yes I am. The guy is such a Jiahao, I fell in love with him at my first date with him.
by ROCK998 April 24, 2019
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Jihan

"you mean the Jihan to me"
by ChapChoop April 3, 2005
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Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.
"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Durka Durka Jihad

A phrase that can convince almost any arab that you know arabic.
Yes I can speak Arabic: durka durka jihad!
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
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