Jimmy Surprise

A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.

I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.

by Phil Ayshio December 11, 2006

jimmydick

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.

Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"

by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 28, 2016

Jimmy big potatoes

One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.

Fuck dude theres Jimmy big potatoes im outta here.

by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019

jamayne

A sexy guy with a 40 inch horse cock who can steal anyone’s girl

I wish my boyfriend was a jamayne

by U don’t know me October 3, 2020

Jimanket

jimin + blanket

created by the worlds best gc founded by Vamp

"we should hold toes and cuddle under the jimanket"

"what if we kissed under the jimanket"

by honeykcals September 18, 2023

jimmy saville

Peeeeedooooo (he will tell you to get in a white van)

Jimmy saville is a big fatpeeedo

by FJ KSW2 April 10, 2017