crimson jihad

The red holy war, aka when its that time of the month for the woman in your life.

Dude, whats up with your girlfriend?
Crimson jihad man, she's on the towel.
ohhhhhhh.

by ninja169 July 28, 2005

Jihadarrhea

The condition of having magma-hot loose or liquid bowel movements following the consumption of spicy foods. When Middle-Eastern food goes Jihad on your ass.

I loves me the Middle Eastern food, but I don't want Jihadarrhea tomorrow morning.

by Retardvark August 2, 2012

Gay Jihad

A failed metal hair metal band started in 1983 by governor Rick Santorum.

I can believe he got elected, Gay Jihad was such a controversial band, I am surprised he didn't alienate his conservative base.

by Somaticom September 1, 2011

amish jihad

An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.

Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!

by west122 September 19, 2013

jerka jerka jihad

Masturbating to Middle Eastern porn

When I get off of work, I'm going to jerka jerka jihad.

by StickStickly May 20, 2011

Bahariterran Jihadist

A jihadi from Bahariterra.

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.

by Martyred for Allah ☝ June 3, 2022

Road Jihad

Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.

The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.

by John Bigbootay November 27, 2009