Jiffy Lube

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."

by BrendoBot August 1, 2010

Jitty

A dope rapper from Detroit Michigan. A term used when someone is truly fresh.

"Hey man you're Jitty"
"I'm the baddest muthafucka there ever be/ you don't wanna fuck wit da killa Jitty"

by You shoulda knew (not surfnaked by the way) January 22, 2005

jiffy pants

pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety

here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.

by toammy November 20, 2004

Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.

You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

jufty

A medieval abbreviation of the word Justice or Just.(when f used to be S).

Jufty consequences will eventually come to all.

by loom October 28, 2011

Jiffy Popping

(Verb) The act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the anus in rapid succession.

John was constipated ,but after eating at Chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping.

by AWESOME PRO BEARD August 7, 2012

Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016