jewtastic

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

by somebody-here November 20, 2006

jewsian fusion

Two supercool fiends, one Jewish, one Asian, both proficient in Photoshops.

Michelle: Hot damn, I wish I was like 'em Jewsian Fusions!
JF: The supercool Jewsian Fusions?
Michelle: None other! Est. 2003.

by Jewsian Fusion June 13, 2006

Jewsian

1. A person of Jewish and Asian decent.
2. A Jewish guy that loves Asian bitches.

Man, that bitch didn't pay her toll AND she can't drive... probably a Jewsian.

I love Asian bitches... they love my giant Jewish cock.

by AK4'7 August 11, 2005

jewtastic

so fantastically jewish that it is named jewtastic

Hey Tim, did you see what Johnny did to Lauren? Yeah it was jewtastic.

by heretic^ July 16, 2008

jewsmas

A holiday celebrated about a week after christmas, until which time people who aren't Christain refrain from shopping. Then on Jewsmas they go on a shopping spree at rock bottom prices.

Jewsmas is not Hannukah, it is a Christmas-like holiday (consumerism and presents are the sole focus) for Jews, Muslims, etc. who aren't beholden to the Dec. 25th deadline and who want to save big.

I'm taking off January 5th to hit the malls for Jewsmas.

by deavisgf January 4, 2010

Jestabel

A usually long, elaborate and well prepared joke or prank, more than your average prank or joke. a combination of the name Jezebel and jest.

"Oh man we set all the clocks forward, including his phone and pc, while toby was taking a nap and he thinks it's 8pm" "What a jestabel this is!"

by Master Sock April 12, 2015

jewspanic

one who is both stereotypically jewish and latino, usually with big hair a big butt, really cheap and an excellent dancer

yo, son we're not going out in the rain because my jewspanic hair will frizz up.

the jewspanic population appreciates tortilla and hummus sales.

by Debbie V. July 21, 2004