A type of religion for people who don't believe in god, but want all the perks of being a Christian and/or Jewish.
They pray to Buddha and celebrate their own holidays along with the holidays from other religions.
Jewsians pray for mostly selfish reasons and party almost constantly. The are the least stingy of any religion unless it comes to money.

Their main belief is to have a good time in whatever they do.
You can always know who the Jewsians are at the party because they will be the ones partying the longest.
Jewsians accept other races into their religion such as blacks, asians, and nerdy white kids.

Founder: Amelia Gross

I'm jewsian so I get 12 days of Christmas!

That jewsian boy always throws the beastiest partys.

Jewsian by JewsianPriestIsaSexyBeast[a.g] December 18, 2008

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jewsian fusion

Two supercool fiends, one Jewish, one Asian, both proficient in Photoshops.

Michelle: Hot damn, I wish I was like 'em Jewsian Fusions!
JF: The supercool Jewsian Fusions?
Michelle: None other! Est. 2003.

jewsian fusion by Jewsian Fusion June 13, 2006

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Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing

Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...

Jewsian factor by juanchito March 17, 2008

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Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

Jewlian by Lycheee December 17, 2012

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